Metric Conversion Chart
| 1012 microphones | = | 1 megaphone |
| 1012 pins | = | 1 terrapin |
| 2×106 bicycles | = | 2 megacycles |
| 106 aches | = | 1 megahertz |
| 2000 mockingbirds | = | 2 kilomockingbirds |
| 2000 pounds of Chinese soup | = | wonton |
| 1000 grams of wet socks | = | 1 literhosen |
| 500 millenaries | = | 1 seminary |
| 453.6 graham crackers | = | 1 pound cake |
| 100 rations | = | 1 C-ration |
| 365.25 days of low-cal diet | = | 1 lite-year |
| 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone | = | 1 rod serling |
| 10 cards | = | 1 decacards |
| 10 millipedes | = | 1 centipede |
| 10 monologues | = | 5 dialogues |
| 10 rations | = | 1 decoration |
| 8 nickels | = | 2 paradigms |
| 5 dialogues | = | 1 decalogue |
| 5 holocausts | = | 1 Pentecost |
| 3 1/3 tridents | = | 1 decadent |
| 2.4 miles of feeding tube at Yale | = | 1 IV league |
| 2.5 diagrams | = | 1 pentagram |
| 2 monograms | = | 1 diagram |
| 2 semicolons | = | 1 intestine |
| 2 snake eyes | = | 1 paradise |
| 2 universities | = | 1 diversity |
| 2 wharves | = | 1 paradox |
| 10-6 fish | = | 1 microfiche |
| 10-6 mouthwash | = | 1 microscope |
| basic unit of laryngitis: | hoarsepower |
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| force exerted by falling fruit: | fig newton |
| ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: | eskimo pi |
| shortest distance between two jokes: | a straight line |
| time between slipping on a peel and hitting the pavement: | bananosecond |
| time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: | knot-furlong |
| weight of an televangelist: | billigram |
| THE RUSSLER |
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| Dumb Things People Say |
| Lien À Trois |
| Elmwood Court |